who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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