scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
