susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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