I puked a lego.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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