Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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