my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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