I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
