exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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