She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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