i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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