she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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