When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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