No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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