If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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