Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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