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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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