its not stalking. its research.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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