he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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