Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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