He kissed a someone with a penis
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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