therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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