Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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