I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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