Porn is love you can see.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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