Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
When are your genitals available?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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