they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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