erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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