You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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