3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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