Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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