remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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