so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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