Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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