normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
we're so committed to being not committed
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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