So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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