at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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