Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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