I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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