Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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