I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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