Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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