dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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