Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
