Please, let me fuck your mom
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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