But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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