In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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