I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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