We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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