Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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