OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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