She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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