playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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